fuck it! Ask me anything?
I'm a 40 yo single mum. Recently divorced and happy to answer any questions sent to me. I've had a few drinks and finally home by myself so thought why not do a wee nsfw Q&A. All questions welcome. DMs are open if u don't wanna post them publicly. Will answer every questions asked.
Idk what OSHA is. I'm not american
Occupational safety and health authority
The people who try to stop people hurting themselves by doing dumb stuff at work
Where are you from ?
Uk
Sorry if this question is a downer... actually not sorry. My experience with women of your age is that you come in knowing a little more about what you do and what you don' want but you have relatively little compassion for what a prospective partner may or my not want. I have had the following conversation with multiple women.
Me: so are we doing the thing we planned to do tonight?
Her: no, sorry one of my kids (young adult but definitely adult) needs me to do X.
Me: (trying to be good boyfriend): Oh, that's a shame. but I understand.
Her: (sensing my disappointment and getting defensive) I'm sorry but my children always come first.
Here's the question bit: If your children always come first, and you presumably come second, that means any man that comes in has to be content with third place. Why the fuck should I be content with third place, permanently?
Do you ever expect to take priority over your partner's kids? If so, I'm guessing you don't have kids.
And I don't know why you'd assume your partner would always be second.
I think this is the answer, probably people with kids need to date other people with kids.
What is your hottest sexual fantasy?
I think hotness is subjective but personally I've always wanted to try being spit roasted. Sadly never had a partner who was ok with it x
I wish you to find a partner with who you could explore this!
Do you ever had a threesome?
Sadly I haven't no x
Oh I see... So both will be new experiences for you 😁
Guess so yeah x
Have you been dating yet? If so, how has that been? Sex on the first couple dates?
Haven't been on any dates yet but at this point I think I would have sex that early
What is the strangest place you've had sex?
On a beach when I was a teenager
Have you ever had a threesome?
Sadly not. My partner of the last 20 years as very protective so never had a chance
Oh, I see. Weren't you interested in FFM? Or he wasn't okay with that either
I'm straight so that wasn't really discussed either
You can be straight and be in a FFM or FMM. Just see it as FMF and MFM haha. I'm straight and think that MFM makes more sense. 2 poles 3 holes vs 1 pole 6 holes.
Makes sense
20 years is fucking painful.
That's half your life.
My sister is going through that and she's already back in the game!
You're still young at 40! Kids hopefully getting to the point where you don't have to baby them as much so you can enjoy more me time.
How often do you get off a week?
Whats your routine?
Pick up a womanizer (or rose) if you don't have one yet!
By get off do u mean masturbate?
Meaning climax. In any way including masturbation.
This is what I mean by a rose. The basic one is very discrete, but I prefer functionality so The rose wand would be my recommendation.
Clit suction toys are a new category inspired by the womanizer.
Could you say how many sexual partners you've had and which genders?
I have had 4 and all of them were male
Assuming that you want to do this from the command line, in your
/etc/fstabfile, you'll have a text file with five whitespace-separated fields.The first field is the path to the device file associated with that hard drive. The second field is where you want it to be mounted --- this will need to be an existing directory that you've created. The third is the filesystem type. The fourth is a set of mount options;
defaultsis usually reasonable here, especially if this is SSD. The fifth field, dump frequency, you almost certainly don't need to deal with --- just make it a "0". The sixth field is the order to run fsck at boot. "0" for never check, "1" for the root filesystem (you don't want this), "2" for everything else. You almost certainly want "2".You can get a list of existing mounted drives --- if you were able to mount the drive after boot, manually --- by typing:
You can get a list of all block devices that you could mount by typing:
This will also show the block device's UUID.
Generally, if you're not using the name of an LVM logical volume --- and if you are using LVM, you'll probably know it --- you want to use the "UUID" identifier here, since that identifies the hard drive by a unique identifier written to the drive; reordering drives or something won't change which drive is referred to.
So you'd have a line that looks something like:
When you boot your system, the mount should be in place.
My understanding is that there are graphical desktop environment utilities that provide their own conventions to mount a drive after login to the graphical environment. This is the traditional route for how one would set this up under Linux, though.
Do you read porn or watch it?
I haven't done either in years tbh
I recommend porn for everyone. It’s good to exercise your imagination and ‘road test’ your ideas about what you think you like.
Are you into face sitting? I love to taste her grinding her pussy into me
I wouldn't say into it but I have done it before and enjoyed it
What's your favourite colour?
@ClaireyFairy what would you say is your most attractive physical attribute?
Guess it depends on what ur into but I'm pretty short. I know guys like shorter women most of the time
@ClaireyFairy I think it is women who are more fixated on having men taller than them, but yes, short can definitely be cute
@ClaireyFairy what's most guaranteed to have you cum hard?
If I had to name one thing, something in my ass or being choked x
@ClaireyFairy like a finger or a plug, when he's already fucking you so well? Or are you thinking more of him easing his cock into your arse, and grunting and growling as he feels how tight you're wrapped around him as he fucks it?
Emm can I say both? Haha
@ClaireyFairy why not? I think you can be greedy and demand that, after he's fucked your pussy so deliciously and relaxed your arsehole with a finger pressed inside of it, that he takes his still hard cock and presses it against your arse, first opening you up with just his tip, and then sliding deeper and deeper, letting you feel every curve and vein, until he's balls deep, fucking it, instructing you not to cum until you have his permission
Oh I don't really demand things haha
@ClaireyFairy well, you could always just ask nicely, if you want to be a good girl?
Are you... coming onto me?
Hottest celebrity on the world in your opinion?
I'll go with....
What's your favorite category of porn to get off to?
I haven't watched porn in years but I used to enjoy bondage stuff
@ClaireyFairy @bendovertherainbow follow up question: if you were to be tied up, how would you most love to be tied?
Idk tbh, I have done it before really so it would all be new to me. Open to suggestions
@ClaireyFairy well, it could be wrists to ankles on all fours so your arse is up in the air and he can fuck his hole of choice? Or on your back, hogtied, so your legs are wide open and you can watch his every move as he teases and toys your immobilised body?
Or maybe you had something else in mind...?
I mean both of these sounds pretty good to me
I have a bunch of questions here that I've copied below. I hope this is ok.
Questions about your clit:
Questions about orgasms:
So...do you feel there's anything you missed out on? Any regrets? Anything you wish you had done sooner?
And how do you feel now?
Always wanted to try pet play