She says she has a sunburn because she didn’t ask anyone to help her apply it to her back while she was at the pool for 3/4 hours yesterday. How has she made it to 40?
Sooooo embarrassing. I've said it before and I'll say it again, someone come take Turdie's hand, she is in need of assistance
I wonder if this is a ruse to avoid being outside/in sight of people, especially after that Youtube video surfaced yesterday. Poor L will probably be stuck inside while the beautiful Florida weather is right out the door.
Her most recent post's caption: "LifE haS bEeN so BusY" - pictures are literally just her on her couch and family in their home. She really doesn't think much of her followers, dishing out that platter of gaslit BS
Right?? How tone deaf can this idiot be! Busy is us moms juggling full time jobs, three kids in school and extra curriculars! Not to mention actually keeping our homes clean, cooking meals and doing laundry! Get wrecked birdshit. You have zero life skills
SAHM mom of three here. Between my three kids, dog, house, extra curriculars and my volunteering, I’m so DONE at the end of the day. Last thing I think of is talking into my phone into the ether of nothingness.
Right! When you have to tell people you are busy...you aren't. She seems to forget she posts her life online for everyone to see. Booking hair appointments and photoshoots isn't busy. That means you have time.
She's so gross. No wonder her followers are tanking. Check out hypeauditor. She's literally done.
She doesn't keep her home clean, cook, or have her children at all during the day, and she only has the grown ones half the time. She doesn't volunteer and doesn't have a job. What does she do all day? I'm so busy with work and my kids I can't even think about stopping to make stories bitchy and complaining let alone take a half day to get my hair done.
I can’t imagine her having a job where she has deliverables every, single day. She couldn’t do it. She can’t even unpack her own suitcase after a trip.
I will never understand her need to wear skimpy suits while wrangling a small child! I also don’t understand her need to photograph this moment other than to take a shot of her own bod!
Right? All these pictures and reels she’s making… meanwhile it’s like, what is poor L doing, bobbing along by herself? Talking to strangers? Talking to the water or the pool wall?
She wears it to give the “look at me, I’m a hot young mom!” vibes. Like nobody is looking at you at Disney resorts and giving you the attention you’re so desperate for Bird!
So awkward, she had to have been looking at her screen to make sure they were both in it, then turn to L and snap the picture. I wonder if she let go of her immediately to make sure the picture was good enough or if there was a repeat of the steps to take a better one.
I hope it's just a shadow but L's arm looks fairly red! Hopefully Birdcrap gets her out of the sun once the photoshoot suffices.
Seriously, you know she was admiring how "skinny" she thinks she looks. I wonder if she already had the camera set up this way trying to find the best angle and suck-in that gave this result. This is so GD annoying to see her post.
Also what is up with the freckles looking insanely detailed in amongst a field of blurry skin??
I call bullshit on this entire post! I think the husband has work stuff and the mom is away and Birdie had to bring L or she brought her so she has someone to hang out with while J is busy. The whole crap about not having one on one time because of a big family! WTF! One of her kids, supposedly, lives at the dorm and the other 2 are only with her half the time so there’s a whole lotta hours there she could spend alone with her little girl! She is completely messed up and is going to ruin that child.
"She's so grateful to be here" really? did you ask her and that's what she said? How do you know this little girl is grateful to be in a hotel somewhere that isn't home? Her word vomit is such jargon I can't believe she gets away with it. Also, such a lucky little girl, her mother decided "last minute" to bring her. So nice and thoughtful!!
"Even if it's more to think about and do." Well, she is a young child, did you not expect that to come with having another child?? By saying that, she pretty much outs herself as not wanting to deal with that in the first place.
Also, her saying she rarely gets one on one time with her youngest child is a load of crap, and very depressing, shocking crap at that. Even if that was true you should be making time for all of your children, especially your very young, growing child. A big family and busy lives is absolutely no excuse for not having or making time to be alone with your babies.
What a useless, vile dumb ass. Her flame flickering out can't come soon enough, but probably won't because her stupid minions eat this crap up.
Yea I agree. I don’t think she took her because she wants quality time with her, I feel like she was forced into it. She has never wanted to spend any quality with her unless someone is there to help her and J is too busy with her competition to be of help to her. 🐦 wants to do Disney her way or no way so with L she can’t do it her way and I bet that’s killing her, that’s why I don’t think she originally planned to take her.
But as always, she has to put on a performance like she’s mother of the year taking her kid to Disney for the millionth time just of the goodness of her heart.
Honestly this poor poor content baby only knows how to communicate and interact with animals or inanimate objects like walls. How do people not see this??
I was coming to post this too. This poor girl, I feel so bad for her because she seems like such a happy adventurous and imaginative little girl and her parents don’t give her what she needs which is clearly interactions with HUMANS her age.
I get kids probably do stuff like this but it’s legit the only interactions this poor thing ever has.
I don’t know why they can’t see it. I have a 2-yr-old in my sphere who has a better vocabulary but she’s been spoken to all her life like she’s a real human being!
This is why L was suddenly made part of the trip - S can’t be alone
Lmao how many times does she have to mention the "1:1" time. Like we get it, you rarely if ever make or take time to be alone with your youngest daughter
Why is it such a big deal that she fell asleep with her hand on her mom? Kids do this all the time and this is her 4th. She’s acting like some first time mother off on an adventure.
I bet she falls asleep with her hand on Nana all the time. This poor little girl isn’t going to know what’s going on when they get home and her Mama doesn’t need her anymore and puts her back on the shelf.
lol seriously. My baby sleeps on me every night, I’m not gonna make special posts about it. But guess when you never spend time with your kid it’s a big deal.
Do you remember when L was a baby and she used to say she was “touched out” and handed her off to everyone else? That told the tale. It was her last baby and wrote all sorts of toilet poetry about it but really didn’t want her around too much.
She thinks it’s a flex that she’s saying a million times she’s spending 1 on 1 time with her yet it just makes her look like the absentee parent she is.
I’m sorry but this is terribly depressing. I know kids have imaginary friends but everything about this little girl is imaginary. All she does is talk to imaginary things all day!!! I’m so sad for her. It doesn’t help her mother and followers find it adorable so they’ll never give her what she needs.
Soooo sad. This poor girl. Her mother is too busy looking at her phone/herself way more than her daughter. At least the imaginary cat doesn’t have a phone to talk to, or a skirt to hike up
When she had all those chickens on her and she was singing them to sleep I was horrified. She uses the same tone of voice talking to those birds as she does when she speaks to her 4-yr-old
J has a backpack and giant suitcase. S has her stupid little pink one that she conveniently under packs and “forgets” stuff every single time. Be prepared the the same recycled travel content. Yawn
When I was 18 I was definitely not participating in Easter Eggs hunts. Is this a common thing?
My kids are recently out of their teens and they never did it - if the eggs are filled with weed then maybe
😂😂
Lol right!
😂😂 love it
In my family we never stopped, we follow the kids now that my generation is all adult but uh.. We still did it until very late just for tradition
She says she has a sunburn because she didn’t ask anyone to help her apply it to her back while she was at the pool for 3/4 hours yesterday. How has she made it to 40?
Not as skinny today!
Another day another selfie 🙄🙄🙄
Not at all lol and she could have sized up.
It doesn’t look comfortable or cute!
Sooooo embarrassing. I've said it before and I'll say it again, someone come take Turdie's hand, she is in need of assistance
I wonder if this is a ruse to avoid being outside/in sight of people, especially after that Youtube video surfaced yesterday. Poor L will probably be stuck inside while the beautiful Florida weather is right out the door.
She has ZERO actual life skills. Nana K did well with this one 🙄
What YouTube video?
https://youtu.be/BwOwnz8iUV0
If you go to 8:58 he talks about Turdie. So glad to see this is getting some traction!
Her most recent post's caption: "LifE haS bEeN so BusY" - pictures are literally just her on her couch and family in their home. She really doesn't think much of her followers, dishing out that platter of gaslit BS
I hate when she says she busy.....clearly she has no idea what busy looks like.
Right?? How tone deaf can this idiot be! Busy is us moms juggling full time jobs, three kids in school and extra curriculars! Not to mention actually keeping our homes clean, cooking meals and doing laundry! Get wrecked birdshit. You have zero life skills
SAHM mom of three here. Between my three kids, dog, house, extra curriculars and my volunteering, I’m so DONE at the end of the day. Last thing I think of is talking into my phone into the ether of nothingness.
Right! When you have to tell people you are busy...you aren't. She seems to forget she posts her life online for everyone to see. Booking hair appointments and photoshoots isn't busy. That means you have time. She's so gross. No wonder her followers are tanking. Check out hypeauditor. She's literally done.
She doesn't keep her home clean, cook, or have her children at all during the day, and she only has the grown ones half the time. She doesn't volunteer and doesn't have a job. What does she do all day? I'm so busy with work and my kids I can't even think about stopping to make stories bitchy and complaining let alone take a half day to get my hair done.
I can’t imagine her having a job where she has deliverables every, single day. She couldn’t do it. She can’t even unpack her own suitcase after a trip.
Seriously though. It's so insanely insulting to actual busy moms!
Yet real busy moms still don’t say how busy they are and keep going
Good thing her flight is delayed 40mins. She can take an extra break. Changed to 24mins boo! 👎
I will never understand her need to wear skimpy suits while wrangling a small child! I also don’t understand her need to photograph this moment other than to take a shot of her own bod!
A least L got a few minutes of attention while mom made a reel. Poor kid.
Right? All these pictures and reels she’s making… meanwhile it’s like, what is poor L doing, bobbing along by herself? Talking to strangers? Talking to the water or the pool wall?
That was my thought. Where is L when she's body checking and making an absolute fool out of herself. No wonder no one hangs out with her.
She wears it to give the “look at me, I’m a hot young mom!” vibes. Like nobody is looking at you at Disney resorts and giving you the attention you’re so desperate for Bird!
Literally no one is looking. Her body is just a regular mom body.
So awkward, she had to have been looking at her screen to make sure they were both in it, then turn to L and snap the picture. I wonder if she let go of her immediately to make sure the picture was good enough or if there was a repeat of the steps to take a better one.
I hope it's just a shadow but L's arm looks fairly red! Hopefully Birdcrap gets her out of the sun once the photoshoot suffices.
I wonder if L was trying to get away because we know she did multiple takes!
3 plugs for USA today. She disgusting.
As long as she is getting paid....
Actually sets her phone up to record herself fixing her hair. It’s pathetic
My goodness....the sucking in is so obvious. Nobodies ribs stick out like that lol when sitting. She's such a fake
She’s doing some major sucking it in here!
Seriously, you know she was admiring how "skinny" she thinks she looks. I wonder if she already had the camera set up this way trying to find the best angle and suck-in that gave this result. This is so GD annoying to see her post.
Also what is up with the freckles looking insanely detailed in amongst a field of blurry skin??
Sucking in for dear life. Just breathe girl. It's ok...right?
Embarrassing
That’s all I noticed. Lil miss body confidence yet has to suck in during a video 🙄
I call bullshit on this entire post! I think the husband has work stuff and the mom is away and Birdie had to bring L or she brought her so she has someone to hang out with while J is busy. The whole crap about not having one on one time because of a big family! WTF! One of her kids, supposedly, lives at the dorm and the other 2 are only with her half the time so there’s a whole lotta hours there she could spend alone with her little girl! She is completely messed up and is going to ruin that child.
That kid is a prop and has been since day one. Sarah is vile.
"She's so grateful to be here" really? did you ask her and that's what she said? How do you know this little girl is grateful to be in a hotel somewhere that isn't home? Her word vomit is such jargon I can't believe she gets away with it. Also, such a lucky little girl, her mother decided "last minute" to bring her. So nice and thoughtful!! "Even if it's more to think about and do." Well, she is a young child, did you not expect that to come with having another child?? By saying that, she pretty much outs herself as not wanting to deal with that in the first place. Also, her saying she rarely gets one on one time with her youngest child is a load of crap, and very depressing, shocking crap at that. Even if that was true you should be making time for all of your children, especially your very young, growing child. A big family and busy lives is absolutely no excuse for not having or making time to be alone with your babies. What a useless, vile dumb ass. Her flame flickering out can't come soon enough, but probably won't because her stupid minions eat this crap up.
Her followers chart on hype auditor is literally tanking. She's done.
LOL!! Love to see it!!
She's done. Matter of time.
Another 500 followers yesterday, lol
I love this for her!
She’s such an insufferable liar!!! How can people not see right through her bullshit
wtf is up with her eye. 🤣 She really is a loser.
Omg lol using a filter while holding your child. Classic.
She always filters L, IRL L has smaller eyes and a rounder face. It's really sad that she's doing this to the kid.
Yea I agree. I don’t think she took her because she wants quality time with her, I feel like she was forced into it. She has never wanted to spend any quality with her unless someone is there to help her and J is too busy with her competition to be of help to her. 🐦 wants to do Disney her way or no way so with L she can’t do it her way and I bet that’s killing her, that’s why I don’t think she originally planned to take her.
But as always, she has to put on a performance like she’s mother of the year taking her kid to Disney for the millionth time just of the goodness of her heart.
Does she have to go to Disney? Is the competition in Disney?
I think it’s at ESPN studios that are at Disney?
The biggest liar of all.
Honestly this poor poor content baby only knows how to communicate and interact with animals or inanimate objects like walls. How do people not see this??
I was coming to post this too. This poor girl, I feel so bad for her because she seems like such a happy adventurous and imaginative little girl and her parents don’t give her what she needs which is clearly interactions with HUMANS her age.
I get kids probably do stuff like this but it’s legit the only interactions this poor thing ever has.
I don’t know why they can’t see it. I have a 2-yr-old in my sphere who has a better vocabulary but she’s been spoken to all her life like she’s a real human being!
This is why L was suddenly made part of the trip - S can’t be alone
She really can’t be. I’ve * thought this for years. Such a weak person even though she tries her hardest to convince people otherwise.
Lmao how many times does she have to mention the "1:1" time. Like we get it, you rarely if ever make or take time to be alone with your youngest daughter
Why is it such a big deal that she fell asleep with her hand on her mom? Kids do this all the time and this is her 4th. She’s acting like some first time mother off on an adventure.
I guess when you make such little time to be with your kids, regularly-occurring moments such as this are a shock to the system 🙃
I bet she falls asleep with her hand on Nana all the time. This poor little girl isn’t going to know what’s going on when they get home and her Mama doesn’t need her anymore and puts her back on the shelf.
What a sad thought but also I’m afraid you are right.
lol seriously. My baby sleeps on me every night, I’m not gonna make special posts about it. But guess when you never spend time with your kid it’s a big deal.
Do you remember when L was a baby and she used to say she was “touched out” and handed her off to everyone else? That told the tale. It was her last baby and wrote all sorts of toilet poetry about it but really didn’t want her around too much.
She thinks it’s a flex that she’s saying a million times she’s spending 1 on 1 time with her yet it just makes her look like the absentee parent she is.
She pathetic.
Did you see where a follower suggested the animals are telling her their names? They are all fucked up!
I’m sorry but this is terribly depressing. I know kids have imaginary friends but everything about this little girl is imaginary. All she does is talk to imaginary things all day!!! I’m so sad for her. It doesn’t help her mother and followers find it adorable so they’ll never give her what she needs.
This is SO tragic :(
Soooo sad. This poor girl. Her mother is too busy looking at her phone/herself way more than her daughter. At least the imaginary cat doesn’t have a phone to talk to, or a skirt to hike up
She looks like she forgot a shirt and had to borrow one from L. 40 going on 12
Her one thigh is skinnier than the other and her calves are bigger than her thighs. What a fake ass human.
Is standing with toes in supposed to be slimming? It looks like she’s a toddler that has to go potty.
That is 1000% a strategic pose! Recovered ED here, and I used to purposely stand like that because it makes the thighs appear to have a gap
I’m glad you’re doing well! ❤️
Thank you ♥️
Yup.
Can she at least iron her fake cheerleader's skirt?
Woof, she’s really starting to shine through, even with that HEAVY airbrushing
Imagine being at Disney again and selling affiliates with that stupid airbrushed filter face.
Not a pore in sight but she kept her nose.
Spending that 1 on 1 time being a performative tool crying into her phone. Even L wants her to shut up.
She seemed out of it in these stories.
This chicken content is dumb and it truly shows just how washed up she is. Chicken content and having to book her own photoshoots, it’s so over.
Yes!!!
Chicken content 🤣
When she had all those chickens on her and she was singing them to sleep I was horrified. She uses the same tone of voice talking to those birds as she does when she speaks to her 4-yr-old
Pip is so big. I was hoping it was going to sh!t right in her big mouth.
I think she uses pot a lot. How else could she not spiral when she sits on her ass doing nothing? She’s disgusting and she knows it.
She’s so manic. It’s actually terrifying
She's so cringe
Close to her real face?
Those eyelids aren’t that’s for sure.
Was thinking nose, but you’re right. I wonder what she actually looks like
Wonder how this is going to end!
Looks like she made J take her suitcase so she could film. Ridiculous. Hope her followers are ready for more dole whip, churros, same rides, mascots
J has a backpack and giant suitcase. S has her stupid little pink one that she conveniently under packs and “forgets” stuff every single time. Be prepared the the same recycled travel content. Yawn
I don't know how anyone can follow her and cheer on her 100th Disney experience.
Yay...more Disney content. Fun.
Curious case of missing stretch marks and filters that can’t keep up.
Her face is SO annoying. The bottom looks like the stupid expression she makes when she’s sharing some dumb, idiotic thing she did or forgot to do
What's going on between her eye and nose?
Bunny lines from too much botox. Those muscles have to overcompensate for the lack of moment in the other surrounding ones.
Holy fuckin Botox 🤣 I mean I love a few units myself but Jesus. She looks like wax
Whata fucking fraud.