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Potatoes?

Pockets. All they want are pockets.

Panties? Points? Pictures? Physics? Wtf?!

Pizzas

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew...

Ponies

Pennies, those gold diggers

Pringles :)

Pussies?

Piss