Spyke
lemmy.world

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.

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lemmy.ml

Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.

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notepassreply
feddit.de

We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.

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Users should read the rules. If you had to point out everything someone may possibly assume, first of all that's impossible, and second of all you'd run out of characters. This censorship is harmless, and sometimes can be funny.

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z3n0xreply
feddit.de

Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

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This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.

Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

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zaphreply
lemmy.world

Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can't without censoring it. At least that's been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.

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lemmy.world

It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.

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lemmy.world

"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"

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MrMamiyareply
feddit.de

The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.

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Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

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Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.

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lemmy.world

Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

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Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.

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lemm.ee

I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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discuss.tchncs.de

It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can't let go and focus on feeling good.

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Make sure you get down safely after jumping to that conclusion

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