All is blanketed in death as I expand into a ceaselessly wriggling mass of tentacles, reaching infinitely in all directions. The screams are immediately ceased by the horrid sharp gnashing of me devouring the universe.
The market for this would be completely untapped, so you are sure to make millions if not billions, unless you get abducted by the government and dissected in a lab first.
Does it really count if it's not a suit, though? Suppose you wouldn't have to enter naked, and could actually just wear an actual suit and use that as a loophole. "I'm a fur in a suit, clearly I match the criteria!"
My fursona is somewhat OP (compared to like a regular guy anyway he's not like a god or anything), so probably have a momentary sense of elation and then a panic of realizing that a bunch of people might get hurt if the wrong choices are made, myself included.
Well... bus rides would be so much more uncomfortable until I could figure out how to properly get my damn paddle tail out of the way.
First thing I'd do is, depending on where I am, run to the nearest bathroom and look in a mirror. Otherwise, if I have the voice I imagine him having, I start that anti-right left leaning podcast I always wanted to do to own the red-t*rds.
If I don't have one do I get to just use a character creation screen?
No, you turn into one of those blank faced "anon" caricatures instead.
Good news is now you can eat through osmosis, owing to having no mouth!
I think the "i have no mouth but I must scream" jokes will get old real quick
Man, just thinking about it makes me wannanevermind...
no you become a YCH
Do I at least get to pick the artist?
Women love a guy that is forklift certified
Nah I'd clock into work with my dragon wings and shit and just be like "fuckin' mondays" and everyone would nod
All is blanketed in death as I expand into a ceaselessly wriggling mass of tentacles, reaching infinitely in all directions. The screams are immediately ceased by the horrid sharp gnashing of me devouring the universe.
My fursona is an Eldritch god.
I'd definitely pay to watch that on onlyfans
The market for this would be completely untapped, so you are sure to make millions if not billions, unless you get abducted by the government and dissected in a lab first.
What if this is a global event? Millions of furries irl.
📉 only fans stonks through the floor
Should still be fun tho
Have you seen X-Men? That's how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.
Yeah, sadly humans suck a lot, but the wrong things
Should still keep that forklift certification up to date. Useful skill
I work remote, but the next annual office gathering would be interesting
I didn't even think about that but... Yeah. That's exactly what I'd do.
I could also enter fursuit contests and win them all. 😌
Does it really count if it's not a suit, though? Suppose you wouldn't have to enter naked, and could actually just wear an actual suit and use that as a loophole. "I'm a fur in a suit, clearly I match the criteria!"
I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.
Aw, often working at heights while being afeared of heights sounds like a pain.
Puppy mistake to use facial recognition on your computer.
My fursona is somewhat OP (compared to like a regular guy anyway he's not like a god or anything), so probably have a momentary sense of elation and then a panic of realizing that a bunch of people might get hurt if the wrong choices are made, myself included.
Well... bus rides would be so much more uncomfortable until I could figure out how to properly get my damn paddle tail out of the way.
First thing I'd do is, depending on where I am, run to the nearest bathroom and look in a mirror. Otherwise, if I have the voice I imagine him having, I start that anti-right left leaning podcast I always wanted to do to own the red-t*rds.
I would totally do this lol, my fursona is a androginous femboyish character, so, lets give it a good use B)
I'd do that without a sigh :p
Why does the fox-person have to quit?
Significantly larger amounts of money to be made as the only irl fox-person making porn