Radiation from 5G networks, vaccines, reversal of the Earth’s magnetic field, consumption of Doritos, and even chemtrails.
That is all ...
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Found the person who snorted Ivermectin. Brain worm says thank you.
No. Not until Connor O’Malley smokes 500 cigarettes
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So for just $60 and a commitment to spend another $16,000, I can ... um ... wait ... what are we doing again?
Getting protection from the deepstate mind control shit!
does it include Liberal tears?
You gotta do the course to find out, I'm not giving away my secrets for free!
Thankfully, coconut oil fixes everything.
No no not, that only fixes 3G waves... What you're looking for is krill oil!
Does it need to be mixed with milk thistle or just consumed alone? I keep forgetting 🤔
That's the nanobots in the covid vaccine. I used to be able to remember things too. Then I did all those drugs. It's Obama's fault.
Y'all are sleeping on apple cider vinegar, truly nature's miracle.
Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.
That came off so much more mean than I intended, now that I read it
So shitty! :]
Banana. I always want to add extra nnn's. And pronounce them. Bannanna.
BAH-nnnannnaaannnnaaaaaaaaaa! Bananana.
We didn't start the fire
Great song, but I could never find much in the history books about the space-monkey Mafia.
You want history books and "We didn't start the fire"? I got the right video for you!
Fantastic! I wish that I was cultured enough to fully appreciate it.
i recently figured out how to explain 5g or any cellular broadband...
you remember when we used to have TV over antenna? but now we don't? yeah, that's because that same space is now cellular network. It's like looking at the rainbow and focusing on one color, that color will never change but what we use to look at it can.
Yes. These things all exist.
Hmm. Tell us about chemtrails ...
The trails exist. The chemical is just water vapor.
Indeed. And water vapor belongs there. So there are no "chemtrails".
The title was a quote from an article about that crazy kennedy and autism. Not surprised nobody noticed. I want to ignore that guy too ...