Spyke
lemmy.world

I'm gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.

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Ciaocibaireply
lemmy.world

If they actually fight Zuck is absolutely going to wipe the floor with Musk. A black belt in BJJ is no joke. Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a robot too.

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Cabrioreply
lemmy.world

He's really Boston dynamics T-600, this is just the first time they're implementing his combat routines.

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Lauchsreply
lemmy.world

I had no idea Zuckerberg actually had some experience. Now I absolutely need to see this happen.

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Yeah I don't think Muckerberg knew either which is why he got his mum to stop the fight for him

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lemmy.world

Claims to not have time to work out

Works out at work

muskyboi genius strikes again

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lemmy.world

No no, he's not working out at work, he just brings the weighs to work.

I assume he just leaves them in the back of his car.

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I honestly think that's what he's saying. Between that and the walrus comment I'm like 99.9% sure he's leaving these "jokes" to fall back on when he doesn't fight. He'll just say "dude they were all jokes. I mean the walrus? Come on. You're the ridiculous one for taking it serious."

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zoereply
lemm.ee

thats what 4 hours of sleep at the factory floor does to ur brain 😂

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zoereply

that grind culture only turns ur brain into mush

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seejurreply
lemmy.world

If giving the fight attention gives us even a small probability of one of them getting brain damage, this is one of the few times I'm willing to give them attention

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literature.cafe

Zuck will destroy that man baby and it won't be close.

And you know what?

Zuckerberg, you scary reptile man, I'll vote for you if you internally decapitate Musk. That's my offer.

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Bro is a reptilians cyborg, Musk will never fight that. He'll have his mom bail him out again.

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lemmy.world

Are we sure neither of them already have brain damage? One is an emotionless robot and the other is a babbling moron.

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Just cross referenced these claims and both specimens fit both descriptions.

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Imagine a world if Donald Trump actually had billions of dollars ...

Thats what would happen if one of these douchers gets brain damage.

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kbin.social

"1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." -Elon Musk

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Lauchsreply
lemmy.world

I see him as an "infinity... infinity plus one... infinity plus two..." kinda counter.

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He would use letters just to be contrary. Just like he named his kid with numbers. Must be fun to be rich as hell and do whatever pops in your head.

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kbin.social

Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark "Cambridge Analytica" Zuckerberg by calling him "Zuck"

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Bringing your personal meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!

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I've seen Musk's pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.

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I'm really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.

But man, this bullshit about "I don't have time to work out", from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he's too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?

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