enoughmuskspam·Enough Musk SpambyNegativeNull Father of the yearView original on lemmy.world112Comments5
DoucheAsaurus fedia.io1Hide 1 replyI have a kid and I'm unsure if Elon is the father, he should send me 2.5m too. Actually I'm not sure if Elon is my father either so he should give me 5m instead. We'll do tests later.35
KingJalopy replylemm.eeBased on your username alone there's a good chance he's your daddy. Also I need money. I'll be your daddy if he just buys you off.7
MMagicChicken lemmy.worldJust for reference, $2.5M is about 0.0006944% of his net worth. Or about $7 to a person with $1M. He bought her a grande latte.26
ppeteyestee feddit.orgWho gets an abortion when you can let the kid live and feed it money in hopes of respect.21
OOptional lemmy.worldEvery once in awhile some monster scat goes by and I know nothing of it. This is one of those times. And - pray - I prefer it remain so.1
I have a kid and I'm unsure if Elon is the father, he should send me 2.5m too.
Actually I'm not sure if Elon is my father either so he should give me 5m instead. We'll do tests later.
Based on your username alone there's a good chance he's your daddy. Also I need money. I'll be your daddy if he just buys you off.
Just for reference, $2.5M is about 0.0006944% of his net worth. Or about $7 to a person with $1M.
He bought her a grande latte.
Who gets an abortion when you can let the kid live and feed it money in hopes of respect.
Every once in awhile some monster scat goes by and I know nothing of it.
This is one of those times. And - pray - I prefer it remain so.