Missouri man charged for a second time after 'trying to have sex with a train seat for 10 minutes'
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For a 2nd time, this guy’s been charged for this. Do you think jd Vance will step in and show him how it’s done?
https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/missouri-man-charged-second-time-1012844Open linkView original on lemmy.world
JD back from Greenland already?
Withholding my opinion until I see this seat.
Are these the trains people the Republicans are so worried about?
JD Vance
Sick bastard, that seat was only 4 years old.
They put a picture of traveler on a train near the bottom, but the guy has his fucking shoes on the seat. That's almost as bad as having sex with the thing. Fuck you.
Meth, the drug that makes you so horny you'll move on JD Vance's ex.
I didn’t know Vance was visiting Missouri
Goddamnit, Missouri Man! When will you learn?!
His sister was busy
*bussy
This guys has a one-track mind.
Maybe he’s just training for the real thing.
Okay, one more…. Uhhhhhhh
If he does this one more time, they may send him up the river… to try having sex with a seat on the ferry.
10 whole minutes? Damn that's persistence. He's the John Wick of fucking furniture.