Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Is it the upvote button? I'll be expecting my cute clingy, bitey femboy post haste.

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pawb.social

i am pressing the button a thousand times as i am mauled to death by catboys

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wwb4itcgasreply
lemm.ee

Clearly not people of any significant culture. Of course, I'd have to know about the exact strength of these bites, but... They'd have to be both very frequent and sufficiently damaging to be a significant deterrence.

...It's entirely possible I need more friends.

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wwb4itcgasreply
lemm.ee

Well, at least we've got online friendships. It's not quite the same, but it's still vastly better than nothing.

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Zorsithreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I mean... I just chat with a bunch of strangers online, and sometimes i recognize their usernames

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Sure, and it can be great for moral support - which is nothing to sneeze at - but material support is a little difficult if you're half a planet away.

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fedia.io

I mean, It's a femboy, like the hardest bite would be like when your pupper is play biting you

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sh.itjust.works

can i make him bite anyone i ask? sounds like a good deal for a free guard dog i mean catboy

edit: sorry i meant femboy

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djsoren19reply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

lil secret, girlsmell just comes from regular bathing with fragrant products. Even though I'm a femboy, I smell like vanilla and strawberries.

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JennyLaFaereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Oh honey, I'm not talking about just smelling feminine. I'm talking about an actual shift in body odors. You should really look into what estrogen can do :3

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Can I press multiple times? The only thing better than one clingy femboy friend is multiple clingy femboy friends.

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I am too old for these memes now, he looks like a child to me

Maybe one should say goodbyes to the online queer community after certain age

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