US Vice-president Vance didn't know that it's cold in Greenland: 'it's cold here and nobody told me'
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Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.
It's a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, "Careful, that soup is hot" at every meal?
Edit:
Although:
"Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!"
"Mrs Vance, what's going on?"
"Oh, JD's in the bathroom applying his eye liner."
Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
I can't believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
"Okay, good."
*huge slurp
"Ow!"
JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.
Can't believe I'm defending the guy, but it was a (slightly lame) joke he made when addressing soldiers at the base. It works - you can immediately see he establishes rapport.
Vance is every awful thing that's been said about him. But that correctly reads like a joke. A dumb one, but a joke.
...and it's not that green.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, I will never understand how fuck heads like this got put in charge.
Supreme corruption.