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Amanduhreply
lemm.ee

Better title is "man not allowed at house found at house he's not allowed at"

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Dragonstaffreply
leminal.space

He is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Possibly why there's a protection order against him? Definitely a lot of information missing.

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magnetosphere
fedia.io

Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.

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peoplebeproblemsreply
midwest.social

So I'm 34

No joke

I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can't worry. I can't worry.

Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

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nul9o9reply
lemmy.world

Kid: There's a monster under my bed.

Lady: There isn't.

Kid: Check please.

Lady: Ok.... screams in terror

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Nollijreply
sopuli.xyz

I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

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