Spyke

I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

Poetry.

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For me it was

— I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —

Just perfect. No notes.

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Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn't these days.

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How to become a hacker

Average Linux user: Hack the white house

Your mom: Install pi-hole

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lemmy.world

Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don't actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.

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FauxLivingreply
lemmy.world

to prevent exactly this scenario

I'd love to be in the group that brainstormed this exact scenario

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lemmy.sdf.org

Every software system worth its salt should have safeguards against Nokia nunchuck attacks.

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And now we move on to the second item on the agenda: Advanced Protection against Shrubbery and Why We Need It

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lemmy.ml

I want to see a live action of this.

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Yeah I did. Honestly, it's not worth your time.

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I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

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These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can't help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.

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