Spyke
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If you're a high-ranking official, try not to send subspace messages while blitzed on Romulan Ale.

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Impossible. I was assured they were clean on opsec. I mean, uh, us. WE. черт, они нас раскусили!

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This is Lower Decks-style version of Pale Moonlight:

Vreenak: “Where did you get these super secret plans?”

Sisko: “They just sent me a subspace message.”

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The Great Link is on Signal and randos are invited.

I wonder how many times this has happened with non-journalists who took money or favors to keep it quiet. I also wonder how many times it was done deliberately. Maybe Kushner and his bros adding some Saudis to the sensitive diplomatic talks on Signal.

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Peak content, I busted my sides laughing so hard that I think my neighbours might have heard me.

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Everyone on the promenade: .... HEY! .... Why did you send me war plans on my device!

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