Report: The White House Easter Egg Roll is for sale
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The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn't give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached
At this point, I think debasing his office is a sexual fetish. That also lines up with the pee tape.
At this point, evidence suggests, he kegstand’d a urinal and gobbled down three turds and a cigarette butt.
So we're reaching the One Nation under Copyright stage.
Uh huh. And where would these proceeds be going exactly??
Oh. You know.
The what?
Think of it in a similar context to a ‘three legged race’ except it’s kids pushing eggs to ‘roll’ them towards a finish line. It’s an annual event held on the south lawn.
As someone who is atheist/satanic, until I clicked the article I was like 'wtf do rolls [food] have to do with eggs and bunnies?'. I'm still pretty confused - I assume they roll some eggs down a slide or something - but apparently it's a tradition so it doesn't have to make sense.
This is like a contest between the vegan, the lawyer, and the atheist.
Who will be the first to let you know?
Can't wait for the three-in-one.
I went to Harvard, so I know quite a many other Harvard graduates, and Yale. Princeton.
Are you fluent in Esperanto?
I’ve been accused of having an enviable Dartmouth.
Here’s another: my family has a traditional Easter breakfast featuring “cheese”. But this “cheese” is eggs.
I don’t see anything like it online in the brief time I looked, but I imagine I have to some how break free of search results only containing contemporary and sponsored links and I just don’t have the time now
Sponsored by hooters?