Forget the percentage of absinthe I had, 60ish (120 proof I think)? But that made me think I was drinking rubbing alcohol straight after it went down, can't imagine 95%...mean still had the bottle over time, that shit was pricey.
Someone gave me a shot of this stuff as a last shot of the night and didn't tell me what it was beforehand. When my lips whet dumb, I knew it was either rubbing alcohol of this stuff. spat it out mighty quick. I have a bottle of 120 proof upstairs, gifted by a friend. I'll never open it unless I'm shot or stabbed.
Real talk, though: Dinosaur nuggets are the best nuggets. I was once trying to get more easy protein in my diet. I looked at the nutrition info on all the chicken nugget brands available. Dinosaur nuggets had the most protein per oz. Also, they're shaped like dinosaurs.
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If you drink that entire glass of Everclear, then no one is hearing you tonight… or ever again for that matter.
Maybe the Monster cigarettes counteract the 190proof
Forget the percentage of absinthe I had, 60ish (120 proof I think)? But that made me think I was drinking rubbing alcohol straight after it went down, can't imagine 95%...mean still had the bottle over time, that shit was pricey.
Someone gave me a shot of this stuff as a last shot of the night and didn't tell me what it was beforehand. When my lips whet dumb, I knew it was either rubbing alcohol of this stuff. spat it out mighty quick. I have a bottle of 120 proof upstairs, gifted by a friend. I'll never open it unless I'm shot or stabbed.
Noted Tech N9ne hater though that’s rum not absinthe
Alcoholics will surprise you with how much they need to drink to function
I laughed super hard when I saw the ciggies.
I had to double check that Monster cigarettes weren't actually a thing.
If you're not careful you're about to be very on fire.
Real talk, though: Dinosaur nuggets are the best nuggets. I was once trying to get more easy protein in my diet. I looked at the nutrition info on all the chicken nugget brands available. Dinosaur nuggets had the most protein per oz. Also, they're shaped like dinosaurs.
Kaboom motherfucker