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jlai.lu

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that's kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

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Imhotepreply
lemmy.world

I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

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just_chillreply
jlai.lu

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don't have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

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no weird sexual meaning here

Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

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lemm.ee

He doesn't own the house. He's just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He's staying when the house sells.

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He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.

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It's beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

Also, the flowers are nice.

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kbin.social

It'd make me think of all the things that happened in that hot tub before I moved in. Gonna need several deep clean cycles.

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lemmy.world

Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

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just_chillreply
jlai.lu

The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)

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lemmy.world

I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁

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jlai.lu

Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.

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No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!

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lemmy.world

I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.

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He looks so content in that pool, I want to feel like that, too.

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

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My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement... I don't understand

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Just so you know, that isn't the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.

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