The odd and doubtful construction probably accounts for the absurd folk-etymology (attested by 1640 but originally, and in 18c. usually, in jest-books) that claims it to be an abbreviation of north east south west, as though "information from all quarters of the compass."
Why would you trust the Merriam Webster Brand account? Have you seen brand Twitter lately? Don't trust the people behind these accounts, they're only doing it for clicks.
And "No" stands for "Nicely Observed".
NO!
Thanks!
I always thought it stood for Negative Objections
yah that’s pretty much it, it comes from middle english newys which means "new things"
i'm now starting a movement to say "newies" instead of "news"
Newies sounds so much more fun, why did we change it to news :(
Australia didn’t yet exist
that feels like a slur for some reason
No that can't be it
News is also a verb.
You wish I was joking.
My favorite part is when the news yell "It's newsing time!" and news all over the place
I can't believe that the news stole morbius' tag line
"I was newsing it up with Henry" sounds like an innuendo.
if it wasn't before it is now
Every word can be versed is a core tenet of the english language. Just like Germans use more compound words and noun a lot of words.
Never Eat Wedded Shreat
I can eat the unmarried ones though, right?
Wedded, you say?
North. East. West. South. !
That's what I learnt the origin of the word was.
My English teacher was dead serious when she told me that too
To be fair to her, its an old myth
https://www.etymonline.com/word/news
That's what I figured it was when I was a kid. Same letters as the compass rose, information from around the world.
Backronym
Not Enough Wild Shit
Lately I got my fill of wild shit, is there a way to change that?
Now 'Ere's What's Shit
Now Ending: William Shatner
Nobody Enjoys Wet Socks
Negative Ecology Weakens Sumerians
Never Eat Watermelons Soggy
i've been doing it wrong my entire life‽
SovCits furiously writing that down
Newt Enjoying Wet Salamanders
No Elefant Were Safe 😲
Well it should!
Can we get Huey Lewis's take on this?
Why would you trust the Merriam Webster Brand account? Have you seen brand Twitter lately? Don't trust the people behind these accounts, they're only doing it for clicks.
The screenshot is from 2017 back before it wasnt a complete cesspool.