showerthoughts·Showerthoughtsbyspittingimage The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.View original on lemmy.world106Comments20Reply
ssuperkret feddit.org5Hide 5 repliesIf that's the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.45Reply
GGoatTnder replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.17Reply
LLumberjacked replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesThere are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.8Reply
LLumberjacked replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyWashing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others4Reply
Cosmic Cleric replylemmy.worldOr a good wall corner. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.00Reply
MMNByChoice midwest.socialI beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.) (We didn't do anything, I just don't like being compelled.)6Reply
RebekahWSD lemmy.worldBack scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!5Reply
HHubertManne piefed.socialWife just had me do that last night although truth be told Im the one asking for it more often.5Reply
NNABDad lemmy.worldThat's what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.5Reply
ppigeonholedpoetry sh.itjust.worksOf course this is a top post on a high furry populated social network.2Reply
LLovable Sidekick lemmy.worldNah, a door frame can do that. My wife has much more impressive capabilities.1Reply
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If that's the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I'm over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I'm not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
ThiscommentislicensedunderCCBY-NC-SA4.0Obviously there are other wins, but you know this is a big thing.
I beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.)
(We didn't do anything, I just don't like being compelled.)
Back scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!
Wife just had me do that last night although truth be told Im the one asking for it more often.
That's what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.
Of course this is a top post on a high furry populated social network.
sad Stephen Hawking noises
Nah, a door frame can do that. My wife has much more impressive capabilities.