NNoughtE lemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesOperating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.38
Hellfire103 replysopuli.xyz6Hide 6 repliesAssembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.27
mmetaStatic replykbin.social4Hide 4 repliesI just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw. fucking casuals.21
NNorgur replykbin.social3Hide 3 repliesA carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.11
JJmr replylemmy.worldReally? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in19
SSokathHisEyesOpen replylemmy.mlI already deployed my code while these "real programmers" were arguing about what to use. I'm getting a bonus in January. :)4
Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.
fucking casuals.
A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.
I don't even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.
https://xkcd.com/378/
I already deployed my code while these "real programmers" were arguing about what to use. I'm getting a bonus in January. :)