lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Stared at it for 10 minutes and still can't figure out whyView original on lemmy.world140Comments16Reply
Dharma Curious (he/him) replyslrpnk.net3Hide 3 repliesPlease, please tell me this is an actual shitty movie and not just an AI poster or some shit?5Reply
AAceStructor feddit.orgHave you never heard of our Lord and Savior raptor Jesus? I feel old for knowing this meme4Reply
Phenomephrene thebrainbin.org1Hide 1 replyI've heard that raptors, being pack hunters, will draw your attention overtly in one direction so that another can ambush attack from an untended vantage. They're clever like that.4Reply
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It's basically true.
Please, please tell me this is an actual shitty movie and not just an AI poster or some shit?
It's an actual movie.
A GLORIOUS movie.
Excuse me. Shitty movie?
It's a documentary, filmed in real time.
The Velocirapture
Thats fucken rad
Big ass chicken right there
More like a six foot turkey.
Then we have an eight foot Jesus?
Velocipastor is a fantastic movie if you are baked
Now post it on facebook and confuse a lot of tech illiterate people...
Have you never heard of our Lord and Savior raptor Jesus? I feel old for knowing this meme
I've heard that raptors, being pack hunters, will draw your attention overtly in one direction so that another can ambush attack from an untended vantage. They're clever like that.
Clever girl
its new zealand