i like how their shades makes it look like they all have bottom 🥺🥺 eyes

As long as whomever is doing the grating actually ONLY responds to "When", because my family has this infuriating habit of using the phrase "Say When", but then never ever actually say "When", instead using "Now", "Stop", "Full", or any other word without as much as a by your leave.

If you can guarantee that, this seems like a perfectly fine way to celebrate the end of your life.

dressing the corpse

Cremation or parmesanation? Difficult choice.