Spyke
meep_launcher
lemm.ee

I've been ingesting copious amounts of C4 so if a cop tries to beat me up I'll explode and kill everyone.

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Draconic NEOreply
pawb.social

It's so stable you can set it on fire and even stomp on it, you shouldn't but it's unlikely to go off if you did. The only thing that can really set it off is a blasting cap or other form of explosive.

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meep_launcherreply
lemm.ee

You mean to say I've been eating all this C4 for NOTHING!??

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jabathekekreply
sopuli.xyz

just have to make sure you're taser'd should do the trick

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unexposedhazardreply
discuss.tchncs.de

I always thought it was triggered by electricity too because of the wires going to it. Turns out those are just connected to a small electrically triggered secondary explosive in the C4 that sets of the C4 reaction when it explodes.

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antonreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

It's fine as long as you wash it down with nitroglycerin.
At room temp it's so unstable you can set it of with a hammer and the sensitivity goes up with temperature.

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vivireply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

One of my family members is a veteran and apparently it wasn’t rare for people in the military to eat C4. They knew a dude who ate some and had a seizure because of it.

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theneverfoxreply
pawb.social

Not unless you also swallow something that will explode if you get tasered

You really have to have an explosion already for c4 to explode

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Cano
lemm.ee

Nah, I'm more of a "hanging fascists upside down in my city's square" kind of guy

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jabathekek
sopuli.xyz

Violence is sometimes the only answer if the adversary bets everything on you not fighting back.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Also when that adversary is threatening your very existence (for our trans brothers/sisters/enbys)

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djsoren19
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Definitely haven't been hitting the gym three times a week to make sure my punches are strong enough to kill. No siree, I'm definitely not training to specifically throw a 15lb punch at the neck of any fascists who attempt to detain me illegally.

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moosetwinreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I am imagining this comment being used in a court to justify a third degree murder charge

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Definitely haven’t been hitting the gym three times a week to make sure my punches are strong enough to kill. No siree, I’m definitely not training to specifically throw a 15lb punch at the neck of any fascists who attempt to detain me illegally.

I'm sure I agree with you on a lot of things politically, but the thought of turning this into a copypasta is cracking me up...

If it were a paragraph instead of just a couple of sentences, it could be the new Navy Seal copypasta lol

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