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I just realized my parents have time to themselves now 😂

I packed my bags to spend time at my girlfriend’s house to see what it’s like before I move in, so right now, that’s where I am (although she lives next door to my house) and my sister got invited to a sleepover with several eighth grade girls. Apparently they’ll be staying for a few nights but probably just one night.

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lemmy.world

Congratulations!

You’re getting a new sibling in about 9 months!

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Look, I'm not saying there's going to be jizz everywhere, but there's going to be jizz enough places that it might as well be everywhere.

Watch out for ceiling fans and vacuum cleaners

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