I chuckled, then I looked at your vote count and felt like the only guy laughing at a bad standup act.
I figured I’d make this comment so I can feel the eyes in the room burning me before I awkwardly slink back into my chair with a ruined buzz. I’ll be self conscious with you.
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Still funny 74 years on.
Well, they won't last as long as a necklace, but tomorrow's breakfast will be delicious.
Sluggo can do better.
Could also have done worse
Could also have done wurst
With his own little sausage
Sluggo is lit.
Even better!
sausage is expensive, i bet that amount costs about as much as that necklace
Add eggs and that’s a marriage proposal
I chuckled, then I looked at your vote count and felt like the only guy laughing at a bad standup act.
I figured I’d make this comment so I can feel the eyes in the room burning me before I awkwardly slink back into my chair with a ruined buzz. I’ll be self conscious with you.
I deserve the downvotes, it's a joke in VERY poor taste. Honestly, it's kind of nice to know that so many people here are wholesome enough to hate it.
I mean, it was in poor taste but I’m shocked the mod removed it. I really don’t like the modern internet. I really, really don’t.
You can always start your own instance.
Welcome to the fediverse!
Oh, it got removed? Probably for the best. I'm certainly not worried about it.
Yeah, I guess. It was in bas taste but it was also harmless.
WHAT WAS THE JOKE???
I'd like to see you try interpret a telepathic message this well
Poor? Look how many sausages he got!