A few weeks ago I got a free box of Mouth Off cereal (and with the first bowl remembered that I don't like fruit flavored cereal in general), but there's a line on the back of the box that seems relevant - "I don't mind cereal in bed... but I prefer it in a bowl".
It's a clear telltale sign that reddit has broken my brain when the first thing I thought when seeing this was almost a pavlovian "we want plates".
This is just a bit more authentic and rustic than plates
What the fuck
Breakfast on bed
Pack it up, y'all. This one just won depression.
geht out
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Wow, collective bachelor technology continues to innovate.
Woke strawberry
A few weeks ago I got a free box of Mouth Off cereal (and with the first bowl remembered that I don't like fruit flavored cereal in general), but there's a line on the back of the box that seems relevant - "I don't mind cereal in bed... but I prefer it in a bowl".
I knew a chick with deep back dimples. When I was a younger man I wanted to do the same thing with those dimples. Cheers.
Shots in the dimples?
what
I wanted to eat cereal off her dimples. She was very attractive.
oh ok yeah thats weird
Ey, different strokes I guess 🤷🏽♂️