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A school in my home town was called Miami High

So we would joke Mi am I High?

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My brain tends to do that to me fairly often, making me read words split up differently. Most recently I discovered that Chicago could also be interpreted as a game similar to Pokemon Go! with a Spanish girl protagonist (Chica Go!).

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It's always funny to me when the recruitment posters show the Air Force with guns.

Enlist today, kids! Sure, you got a 14 on the ACT, but that just means you're well suited for an exciting career as Air Base Gate Guard!

What, you wanted to be a pilot? A mechanic maybe?

Why would you think you're qualified for that?

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