artist: Travis Chapman source: [etsy.com/listing/1204869020/the-dude-as-obi-wan-kenobi-on-tatooine](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1204869020/the-dude-as-obi-wan-kenobi-on-tatooine)
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"Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either."
"What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking womp rat?"
You’re not wrong Uncle Owen, you’re just an asshole.
I could go for a Blue Russian.
MARK IT ZERO, GREEDO