chud mcfalse replylemmy.worldpoor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called2Reply
chud mcfalse replylemmy.worldthis is so sad i will make a post on ![email protected] raising awareness https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back6Reply
qqjkxbmwvz startrek.websiteSounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser! Note that it's not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.15Reply
IninewCrow lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyGets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle11Reply
NNasan replysopuli.xyzThat's a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady7Reply
shoulderoforion fedia.iojust look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask10Reply
don lemm.eeThe amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.6Reply
tetris11 lemmy.mlWell yeah, clearly because all this time he's been a massive fraud! He's clearly a tampon in disguise3Reply
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why are they so mean what did he do
He wasn't focused
poor guy how will he feed his children now
It’ll be OK, look on the bright side!
yea at least he wont have to pay taxes
Oh, so that's its supervillain moto!
(Phew, missing punchline fixed :) )
His son will be lighter next year
yes thats the bright side
well that's not acceptable in this economy
He wasn't very bright
poor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called
Automation took it's job.
this is so sad i will make a post on ![email protected] raising awareness
https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back
The justification given was incoherent.
He made someone look directly into his beam.
Lost it's job to AI
Supervillain origin story if I've ever heard one
Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it's not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
That's a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask
I know he'll prove those guys wrong some day
Skillset too specialized. He'll never get another job in that field.
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
Can't be that powerful if they just like that got fired
I'MA FIRIN' A mediocre employee
Well yeah, clearly because all this time he's been a massive fraud! He's clearly a tampon in disguise
Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?