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lemmy.dbzer0.com

They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.

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lemmy.wtf

I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

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lemmy.wtf

Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

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WarmSodareply
lemm.ee

This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

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The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..

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lemm.ee

Oh man I'm crying because of this.

Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.

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lemm.ee

Well, what is it!?

Five or six?

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Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge

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Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

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Depends on the ant, I've eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.

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iso
lemy.lol

But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

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You don't want it. Those words that come off the shoulders like that make is so you have to go through doors sideways.

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You reached the end