hshittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmybyharbo help help i'm pissing what do i doView original on lemmy.world-6Comments3
Wage_slave lemmy.mlThis is where you come for the shit advices i am afraid. I am not qualified to give piss related advice. Just the shitty. If this is an emergency please dial 9113
outbound lemmy.caIs there snow around? If so, write your name in the snow. Otherwise, piss as high as you can on a tree, a lamppost, or the corner of a building to mark your territory and assert your dominance.3
southsamurai sh.itjust.worksImmediately fall on your back, open your mouth as wide as possible, and reclaim that golden goodness3
This is where you come for the shit advices i am afraid. I am not qualified to give piss related advice. Just the shitty.
If this is an emergency please dial 911
Is there snow around? If so, write your name in the snow.
Otherwise, piss as high as you can on a tree, a lamppost, or the corner of a building to mark your territory and assert your dominance.
Immediately fall on your back, open your mouth as wide as possible, and reclaim that golden goodness