technology·TechnologybyAndreyasimow IF Brains were Computers... IF Brains were Computers... What Dos commands would be running?! @technologyView original on mastodon.social-4Comments5
NN3Cr0 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt wouldn't run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager ... which is severely misconfigured. Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years). Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago. Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory. CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling. At least that's the case in ADHD brains.4
hholiday42 lemmy.worldA TSR which intermittently plays old commercials jungles. At full volume. "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."1
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It wouldn't run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager ... which is severely misconfigured.
At least that's the case in ADHD brains.
So, basically, Dwarf Fortress.
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A TSR which intermittently plays old commercials jungles. At full volume.
"Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."