Gormadt lemmy.blahaj.zone11Hide 11 repliesJust take a seat bro It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping20Reply
mmaporita replyunilem.org8Hide 8 repliesExcept when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.-2Reply
Toribor replycorndog.social1Hide 1 replyIn that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.9Reply
Holzkohlen replyfeddit.deThen just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.2Reply
rralen_jor replysh.itjust.worksyou can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine3Reply
DoucheAsaurus replykbin.social2Hide 2 repliesNegative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.1Reply
JJerkface (any/all) replylemmy.caThen it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.2Reply
WWarmSoda replylemm.eeYeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.-1Reply
Nailbar sopuli.xyzNothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you're in the closet.13Reply
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Just take a seat bro
It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping
Best advice here.
But then yo dick touch da wata
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.
Yeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you're in the closet.
I always feel like a god doing this