lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMacN'Cheezus I hate to admit that I’d probably watch thisView original on lemmy.today496Comments17Reply
ickplant lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesConsidering that it’s illegal to fuck porcupines in Florida, and that law was created for a reason… yes, they totally would.19Reply
TTriflingToad replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesthere go my plans for the day (I live in Florida)3Reply
ZZron replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws3Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldwe all know florida man doesn't follow the law, like as a matter of principle3Reply
oouRKaoS lemmy.today1Hide 1 replyThe spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.18Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.worldWhen you start seeing alligator eating pythons catching rides around on kangaroos backs you know they are gearing up.2Reply
qqarbone lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply"Breed", to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny. Florida-mans fuck.7Reply
PPregnenolone lemmy.worldCreatures implies all the humans, so the methed up bogans too. Eh Florida Man has a pretty good shot tbh5Reply
qqyron sopuli.xyzEverything in Australia is capable and willing to kill you. Australian fauna would win.3Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.worldFlorida used blue cross blue shield, the animals all died from depression.1Reply
DDragonsInARoom lemmy.worldIt would cause a nukeclear explosion that could destroy only the internet1Reply
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Sorry, you’d watch what exactly?
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Australia creatures breeding Florida man.
Considering that it’s illegal to fuck porcupines in Florida, and that law was created for a reason… yes, they totally would.
there go my plans for the day (I live in Florida)
You must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws
uncivil disobedience >:)
we all know florida man doesn't follow the law, like as a matter of principle
The spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.
When you start seeing alligator eating pythons catching rides around on kangaroos backs you know they are gearing up.
"Breed", to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny.
Florida-mans fuck.
I like how the plural of 'Florida-man' is 'Florids-mans'
Creatures implies all the humans, so the methed up bogans too.
Eh Florida Man has a pretty good shot tbh
Everything in Australia is capable and willing to kill you.
Australian fauna would win.
Florida used blue cross blue shield, the animals all died from depression.
It would cause a nukeclear explosion that could destroy only the internet
Oh god, I can see the ai generated porn already