Just slap a “Mission Accomplished” banner on the back of the Moskva and call it a success.

Clearly, the only true arms are Soviet arms. ;p

Nice job, well done. I applaud your success. So proud. Now that it's finished they're gonna leave, yes?

The Russians are beyond parody. They like comparing themselves to America a lot, but at least when America demilitarizes someone, they actually follow through.

Sounds like it's time to fuck off out of Ukraine, then

@GhostedIC Imagine the level of demilitarization employed globally on tanks having turrets fly when struck.

Calling it massive success would be a huge undertaking!