femcelmemes·Femcel MemesbyTotallynotJessica give 'em an offer they can't refuse ;3View original on lemmy.blahaj.zone269Comments30
Sanctus lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyFine, but only if you squeeze it periodically when you get excited.25
HHeckGazer programming.dev1Hide 1 replyThis has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals. Now you cannot escape the info-dump mwahahaha my evil plan is coming together19
burgersc12 mander.xyz1Hide 1 replyI Receive: Your Hand You Receive: My monologue: My name is Yoshikage Kira...14
KKitathalla lemy.lolI don't think I'm good enough at surgery to do this myself. Think we can ask that neighbor who has all those taxidermied squirrels?6
Of the Air (cele/celes) lemmy.blahaj.zoneNo, you can't have our ḩ̴̤̥͖̗̺͔͕̦͍̭͚̠̩̤̋̎́̃̆á̸̩̖̩̬͕̥̻̰̰̫̑̉̇ņ̷̟̳̫̇̐́̏͑̉̇̀͂̓̉̄͊̈́͘͘̕ḑ̵̢̩̬͓͔͓̱̪̳̹̍ş̸̨̢̤͉̙̱̳͓̠̪͉̬͖̯̘̋̅̓͆̆̇̈́͘5
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do I have to?
Fine, but only if you squeeze it periodically when you get excited.
you look into my eyes 🥺
breaks your hand
proceeds to cut hand off
This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Now you cannot escape the info-dump mwahahaha my evil plan is coming together
time to conduct evil >:3
only thing we can offer is a paw :3
I'll gladly take it 🥰
That's adorable
:3
I Receive: Your Hand
You Receive: My monologue: My name is Yoshikage Kira...
Yes... 🥺🩷
🤗
I accept. No taksie backsies!
never :3
Does this deal include girlcuddles :3
if you'll accept a verbal agreement ;3c
Do you want mine attached or detached?
attached so I can pull you to me
That'd be nice!
... Kay! 🥰
I don't think I'm good enough at surgery to do this myself. Think we can ask that neighbor who has all those taxidermied squirrels?
🥺👉👈
🥵
🤭
what if not a joke? 😳
No, you can't have our ḩ̴̤̥͖̗̺͔͕̦͍̭͚̠̩̤̋̎́̃̆á̸̩̖̩̬͕̥̻̰̰̫̑̉̇ņ̷̟̳̫̇̐́̏͑̉̇̀͂̓̉̄͊̈́͘͘̕ḑ̵̢̩̬͓͔͓̱̪̳̹̍ş̸̨̢̤͉̙̱̳͓̠̪͉̬͖̯̘̋̅̓͆̆̇̈́͘