CCuddlyCassowary lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesHer neck looks weirdly almost human. Super cute though!4Reply
tthefartographer replylemm.ee3Hide 3 repliesIf by human, you mean "that scene from John Carpenter's The Thing," then I completely agree with you. ::: spoiler Spooky scary warning :::3Reply
CCuddlyCassowary replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.4Reply
tthefartographer replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyOkay, look. It's obvious that you're an alien, let's just move past that and get down to business. You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?3Reply
CCuddlyCassowary replylemmy.worldThank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.2Reply
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Her neck looks weirdly almost human. Super cute though!
If by human, you mean "that scene from John Carpenter's The Thing," then I completely agree with you.
::: spoiler Spooky scary warning :::
Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
Okay, look. It's obvious that you're an alien, let's just move past that and get down to business.
You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.
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