For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that's German 101!
It's simple, you use 'der' when using 'the' is appropriate. 'Die', on the other hand, is equivalent to 'the' and takes those places instead. Then comes 'das' which means 'the' and you can just map that to its English equivalent.
My grandma had the Struwwelpeter book. I did kinda enjoy it if I remember correctly. The guy cutting off a kid's fingers with his huge scissors did kinda creep me out tho.
Burned alive for using the wrong sewing technique / burned alive for worshiping the wrong god or maybe the "right" God but, in the wrong way, who knows?
Either way, somehow, someway, the idea of being burned alive for not following rules seems to be almost literally burned deep into the Germanic saxon psyche.
They're not a humourless people. They're just terrified someone might catch them not working or following the rules and laughing isn't working.
Chillax madude i'm German myself. And I think it has more to do with how the Nazis shaped child education than some Germanic Saxon thing from wayback.
Read about the Nazi education Ideology of Johanna Haarer whose dark "pedagogic" methods were influential until even long after the downfall of Nazi Germany.
I wasn't being too serious tbh. However, as we're here, I feel like fairytales might have been around a little bit longer than nazis.
You should read about how the Franks "christianised" German saxons and then cross reference that with the time period those kinds of fairytales come from, as we're swapping reading ideas. It's just a guess on my part of course.
I was particularily fond of the one where two boys play pranks on adults. Until they get ground to crumbs while alive and then fed to the geese in the end, that is...
Fun fact: the monikers used for these children in the book are used in coloquial speech to describe children that misbehave or exhibit behavioral discrepencies:
Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.
I still remember the soup standing ontop of the grave of the boy that didnt want to eat and so he just died. Also how thin he was in the last drawing of him. It was haunting.
Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.
Thank you!! I appreciate it, I can only guess from the wikipedia page that this is "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug", and knowing the context is even funnier
Yeah, ist just a meme and nobody likes smart arses. But Struwelpeter isnt a FairyTale. It was kind of a teaching book for bad behaving kids. As far as I rember, the author was part of movement, to modernize education. From our perspective ist seems "a little" harsh for kids, but back then it was really progessive.
"Grimmschen Märchen" (Grimms Fairytales) on the other hand are the classic German Fairytales. But for most of the stories, many characters in this stories have a comparable or even more fucked up life. Like many other European Fairy Tales (Hans Christian Anders, Russian Fairy Tales, I dunno).
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As long as you take the Original and not the Disney-Version.
For Example or spoiler: The little Mermaid isnt living happily ever after :<
As an American who wound up going to a German elementary-level school for a couple years (granted, decades ago), trust me - they know & few are proud of it.
oh, they're not proud of it, huh, well that's nice. fun to see memes about german "fairy tales" and people on fucking fire, wonder when someone will think it's a good idea to post taliban fairy tale memes, isis fairy tale memes, boko haram fairy tale memes
Traditional (that is, from WELL before WW2) German children’s tales are well known to be unusually brutal/scary.
Stop manufacturing outrage. You diminish actual, serious discussion of serious issues by trying to spread concern for said serious issues onto unrelated topics. This is an unrelated topic.
Miau! Mio! Miau! Mio!
Zu Hilf'! Das Kind brennt lichterloh!
Wo sind die Eltern wo?
We äctually have a word for zhis, "Märchenbuchlebenswegbeschreitungszwang"!
For feline observed spontaneous combustion or fear of German authors?
For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that's German 101!
Fuck me - I'm still stuck on when to use "der," "die," or "das."
It's simple, you use 'der' when using 'the' is appropriate. 'Die', on the other hand, is equivalent to 'the' and takes those places instead. Then comes 'das' which means 'the' and you can just map that to its English equivalent.
Hope it helps! :)
You can stick a lot of German words together, but it isn't easy to give this mess a meaning. It isn't normally used. More than 3 is blasphemy.
Not sure if trolling or serious tbh
The neat part about this language is that these words started existing properly at the very moment I've typed them out.
Now if I get enough people to use it so that they turn up in the Duden, they become entirely official.
Ah yes, the girl that was burned alive for not using ze proper sewing technique, an all time German classic Gutenachtgeschichte.
She was burned alive because she played with matches.
wasn't she burned alive for playing with fire?
My grandma had the Struwwelpeter book. I did kinda enjoy it if I remember correctly. The guy cutting off a kid's fingers with his huge scissors did kinda creep me out tho.
Burned alive for using the wrong sewing technique / burned alive for worshiping the wrong god or maybe the "right" God but, in the wrong way, who knows?
Either way, somehow, someway, the idea of being burned alive for not following rules seems to be almost literally burned deep into the Germanic saxon psyche.
They're not a humourless people. They're just terrified someone might catch them not working or following the rules and laughing isn't working.
Chillax madude i'm German myself. And I think it has more to do with how the Nazis shaped child education than some Germanic Saxon thing from wayback. Read about the Nazi education Ideology of Johanna Haarer whose dark "pedagogic" methods were influential until even long after the downfall of Nazi Germany.
And they say you guys are humourless!
I wasn't being too serious tbh. However, as we're here, I feel like fairytales might have been around a little bit longer than nazis.
You should read about how the Franks "christianised" German saxons and then cross reference that with the time period those kinds of fairytales come from, as we're swapping reading ideas. It's just a guess on my part of course.
Apologies for interrupting your work.
I was particularily fond of the one where two boys play pranks on adults. Until they get ground to crumbs while alive and then fed to the geese in the end, that is...
Max und Moritz! Always admired Wilhelm Busch's drawing style.
Here in Estonia we have a meat comp named after them. Wonder what they make their sausage out of...
Fun fact: the monikers used for these children in the book are used in coloquial speech to describe children that misbehave or exhibit behavioral discrepencies:
The original book was written by a medical doctor dealing with children, go figure!
Well that explains why my psychiatrist’s nickname for me is “Peter, Philip, and Johnny in a trenchcoat.”
I had this book when I was a child.
The illustrations are permanently burned to my mind's eye.
Me too. Can't forget the child who starves to death. Drawing stick figures was a pain.
Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.
Struwwelpeter
Edit: spelling
*Struwwelpeter
laughs in Irish.
The only one I know is Screecher's Reach.
Yo, is it too late to find another author? Asking for a friend.
This book didn’t traumatise me but I remember it was really dark and maybe too dark for kids.
Remembering the guy with the long legs cutting fingers off, this is horror movie material how I remember it… maybe traumatise it did
I still remember the soup standing ontop of the grave of the boy that didnt want to eat and so he just died. Also how thin he was in the last drawing of him. It was haunting.
After 4 days he was "as thin as a thread".
I haven’t thought about this book or story in over 22years, and now I remember how dark the impressions were.
Yes, but now you aren't a thumb sucker anymore, right? By the help of that skillful guy.
Most of the book yes, but the kid with animal cruelty and the racism story, were good stuff.
There were times when kids were no snowflakes.
Soft shits create hard times and hard times create hard shits.
If you have too hard shits tho you should look into your diet
The twist is that it's a German Humoristic tale.
Loved the book as a child
they made a children's book out of the allied firebombings?
The book is older than airplanes
She must be one hell of a liar if her whole dress is on fire.
I was just thinking the other day... Someone should make a move from the Struwwelpeter Book. PEGI 18
But how? In a Final Destination flow, where the audience is thinking: "oh boy, these kids will all die after school."
Don't make me call the taylor!
Learn your rules. You'd better learn your rules.
Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.
Fuckin hell, can the Grimm brothers just leave me alone
Actually it is out of Struwwelpeter by Heinrich Hoffmann
Thank you!! I appreciate it, I can only guess from the wikipedia page that this is "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug", and knowing the context is even funnier
Yeah, ist just a meme and nobody likes smart arses. But Struwelpeter isnt a FairyTale. It was kind of a teaching book for bad behaving kids. As far as I rember, the author was part of movement, to modernize education. From our perspective ist seems "a little" harsh for kids, but back then it was really progessive.
"Grimmschen Märchen" (Grimms Fairytales) on the other hand are the classic German Fairytales. But for most of the stories, many characters in this stories have a comparable or even more fucked up life. Like many other European Fairy Tales (Hans Christian Anders, Russian Fairy Tales, I dunno). ... As long as you take the Original and not the Disney-Version. For Example or spoiler: The little Mermaid isnt living happily ever after :<
He made the book for a child in hid family without the intent of publishing it originally
The Holocaust 1941-1945
I don’t think that’s where we were going with this
not so cute and funny huh. we didn't think so either. still don't.
As an American who wound up going to a German elementary-level school for a couple years (granted, decades ago), trust me - they know & few are proud of it.
oh, they're not proud of it, huh, well that's nice. fun to see memes about german "fairy tales" and people on fucking fire, wonder when someone will think it's a good idea to post taliban fairy tale memes, isis fairy tale memes, boko haram fairy tale memes
Wtf are you going on about.
Traditional (that is, from WELL before WW2) German children’s tales are well known to be unusually brutal/scary.
Stop manufacturing outrage. You diminish actual, serious discussion of serious issues by trying to spread concern for said serious issues onto unrelated topics. This is an unrelated topic.
The picture in this meme is literally from a German story for kids about not playing with matches.
You know it's just a story because the cats give a shit.
The kid fed them. Now they're screwed
dude
the fuck is wrong with you?
why? this has nothing to do with it.