Random_Character_A replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesMy wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I'm concentrated watching something she doesn't care about. One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off. Haven't been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she's always on guard.32Reply
Track_Shovel replyslrpnk.net2Hide 2 repliesAs a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is. That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.22Reply
aanomnom replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHow big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass? We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.9Reply
Track_Shovel replyslrpnk.netOh it all gets done, but I was more talking about the haggling over the undesirable chores. We aren't scabies riddled trash yetis over here2Reply
Dharma Curious (he/him) replyslrpnk.net... I can only imagine her fingernail scratched the shit of you. Did that not hurt? Even short nails would hurt me. My schnozz is sensitive. Lol5Reply
Elaine Cortez lemm.eeI love sending my friends weird memes with zero context late at night and it's one of my favourite hobbies.10Reply
BBudgetBandit sh.itjust.worksThat’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.2Reply
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Yea id reply the same way...
My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I'm concentrated watching something she doesn't care about.
One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.
Haven't been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she's always on guard.
As a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is.
That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.
How big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass?
We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.
Oh it all gets done, but I was more talking about the haggling over the undesirable chores. We aren't scabies riddled trash yetis over here
... I can only imagine her fingernail scratched the shit of you. Did that not hurt? Even short nails would hurt me. My schnozz is sensitive. Lol
Mercedes plantation grew well this year.
Koji to jezik?
Also the ghost kind
I love sending my friends weird memes with zero context late at night and it's one of my favourite hobbies.
ima send scary pics when it's 3am
Mostly lo-fi art?
That’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.