SSpudwart replylemmy.world“The only thing here that doesn’t taste like ass is the one fucking thing that should.” - me, just now.2Reply
eeestileib replysh.itjust.worksYeah I can get a dental dam in cherry, mint, strawberry, banana, blah. Not a single pussy-flavored dental dam on the market. Big oof.2Reply
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"this taste like ass!"
“The only thing here that doesn’t taste like ass is the one fucking thing that should.” - me, just now.
As well he should
I'd buy that product if someone made it.
Flavored lube totally exists
But why no ass flavor??
Yeah I can get a dental dam in cherry, mint, strawberry, banana, blah.
Not a single pussy-flavored dental dam on the market. Big oof.
I prefer to call it "ass seasoning."
He will make sure that ass has some fucking sauce