Maybe he's just part of the "why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that's fucked up dude"-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.
At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).
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Maybe he's just part of the "why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that's fucked up dude"-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.
Zod be with you.
Unless said alien was adopted as an infant and raised by church-going Kansas farmers.
....and it obliterates some poor asshole 5 counties over.
"No really, how did he actually die? That's not funny."
More like 5 planets over. But Superman couldn't give less of a shit.
Here he is destroying life on a huge number of planets by removing them from the heat of their stars, thinking he's being a hero.
But it's okay, because it was a "dying galaxy" (not a thing).
At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).
I don't think you understand the depths of Superman not giving a fuck. About anyone.
lol, that's cold
"There's only room on Earth Prime for ONE living god!"
He didn’t like the competition.
Those guys know Superman was created by two Jews, right?