Spyke

That's too much of a risk for the GOP. At that age they're more able to molest the interns again.

Best to replace Mitch with someone who is uncertain if lemonade will catch on and is skeptical of non-wooden dental implants.

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lemmy.world

Don't worry, they'll find an asshole to replace him. It is way easier than to find a non-asshole in that party, anyway.

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lemmy.world

They don't even have to work very hard given Rand fucking Paul still has a seat. May as well just fly over a Russian oligarch to replace him.

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May as well just fly over a Russian oligarch to replace him.

That would streamline GOP propaganda in quite a way, yes.

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mookulatorreply
wirebase.org

Might be hard to find another asshole who’s as ruthless about loopholes and dirty tricks. I’d say there’s a 90% chance that replacing him weakens the republicans.

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HobbitFootreply
thelemmy.club

I'm sure they'll find an asshole to replace him. I'm just afraid they'll find a worse asshole than him.

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I wonder which asshole is more likely to replace him in the current senators.

Rick Scott?

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lemm.ee

Health scare? What health scare? Most pleasant video I have seen in a while.

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I watch it on loop every morning. Sunshine and bluebirds in my heart while I sip my coffee, every time. 🤗

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joe
lemmy.world

Whomever they get to replace him has a big shell to fill. Perhaps Bowser is available? The internet tells me he's only 34.

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Yep, all of the sudden they're worried! Someone must've found Mitch's horcruxes!

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Shadow Race… really? Right when we are finally about to be rid of this reptilian‽ What’s next for the GOP? LGM? Sentient slime mold?

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I figured he’d just don the ring wraith attire and his corporeal form would fade into shadow

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You reached the end