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adarza
lemmy.ca

typical french. missed their target by 3700km. the east coast is way the fuck over there ---------->>

donvict don't give a shit about california. he'd ask them to make another run.

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jlai.lu

Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It's but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.

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As a Dutchie I think it's time to get new Amsterdam back. For the safety of the local cyclist of course.

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sh.itjust.works

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social.sidh.bzh

why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine... πŸ˜„

Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island... Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael's Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

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we don't hate them, we love to mock their old french accent 😁

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sh.itjust.works

Hey, WE didn't vote for him!

We're just lucky these fires happened while Biden is still President or we wouldn't have gotten a penny.

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Unfortunately, they missed the techbro arseholes in California who not only did vote for him, but have lined up to supplicate themselves before him.

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sh.itjust.works

Joke's on them, this whole thing was a clever ruse to get rid of LA and make it France's fault. Operation Γ†nema is going exactly as planned!

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