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Christmas music writers REALLY missed an opportunity by not making Frosty an ice cream man instead of a snow man.

Think about it. What seems more Christmasy:

A man made of snow, and whom will melt when it gets hot wearing a magic hat

or

A peppermint ice cream man whom will melt when it gets hot. And he's wearing a magic ice cream cone on his head.

I know which one I'd pick.

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lemmy.world

There was snow everywhere 🎶

The family sat by the fire

And all little Bobby said

Time for ice cream, yeah 🎶

Minty stands up

And shakes his head! 🎶

Now if I told you what's next, 🎶

You'll tell me it's made up

With a spoon in his hand

Minty carves his own chest 🎶

Then looks at Bobby and

goes "there you have it"


You're welcome

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sh.itjust.works

Well this is a bit cursed.

Do you have a tune in mind to sing this to? The syllables don't quite fit Frosty the Snowman.

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lemmy.world

Tune and chords was a bit of an after though. I may get to it tomorrow, and if I do there will be a video on Instagram or YouTube eventually.

I'm thinking the lyrics would go well with some hard rock like motor Head. What's your thoughts?

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I think it should start off cheerful, just like the traditional Frosty the Snowman, but then morph into some kind of demonic chanting for the last few lines.

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