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TRAINS ARE AWESOME TRAIN LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE TRAINS BECAUSE TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS ๐Ÿš‚โค๏ธ๐ŸšŠ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‹โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿšˆโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ

Trains are awesome trains are beautiful trains trains trainsโค๏ธ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš‹โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿš†โค๏ธ๐ŸšŠ. I get a throbbing erection just by seeing a tram. Imagine riding a metro oh god my horny ass would instantly cum the moment I step into the station. When I go home I play a Adam Something video about why c๐Ÿคขrs (๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ) suck ass and TRAAINS (โค๏ธ๐Ÿš‚โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿš‚) are AWESOME and I masturbate to it for hours edging harder every time I see numbers of passengers trains can handle. How can a human being can know that trains are 989769379785% more efficient than c*rs and not instantly cum

Imagine being a train (โค๏ธ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš‹โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿšˆ๐ŸšŠโค๏ธ) conductor ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ. Sound of the train as you push the throttle handle filling your ears like the sound of a whore begging for you to go faster ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Pushing the throttle gently as you whisper dirty things to its microphone โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ TRAIN TRAINS ARE AWESOME LIKE TRAIN TRAINS TRAINS

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Trains are great. But uh no, people want to spend lots of money on a car to spend lots of money on gasoline to spend lots of time standing still in traffic.

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TRAINS ARE AWESOME TRAIN LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE TRAINS BECAUSE TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS ๐Ÿš‚โค๏ธ๐ŸšŠ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‹โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿšˆโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ | Spyke