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As someone who’s suffered a stroke, I normally wouldn’t laugh at this, but since it’s Mitch McConnell it feels okay.

If it felt like suffering you should consider seeing a urologist.

auhu reply

wait is that not allowed

foggy reply

Mandatory cock cages for all at the porn theater.

Idk, the past was weird. Who would go to a porn theater, at all?

If there was a chance you could see peewee whackin it? That'd be enough to convince me.

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.

Also, hehe, he said stroke.

I’m an idiot and didn’t fully get it until reading your comment, but when I did get it I laughed hard. Thx

I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

Suggesting an international holiday when Mitch dies.

This reminded me of the old song by Jennifer Charles and Lovage “Stoker Ace” https://youtu.be/I6opOz3Y9-w

Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote

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