Or how about stealth covid, never any of the full-blown symptoms, never came out positive on any test, but something somewhere along the way subtly flipped and now things ain't the way they used to be, these damn kids nowadays with their Ohio and skibidi and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Nowadays, it's usually diabetes or cancer.
What about rickettsia, then?
Or how about stealth covid, never any of the full-blown symptoms, never came out positive on any test, but something somewhere along the way subtly flipped and now things ain't the way they used to be, these damn kids nowadays with their Ohio and skibidi and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
it's probably dropsy
I have feelings about the state of the world but corporations tell me that caring for things other than their products is wrong.
Diagnosis: empathy.
Their response:
Plot twist: it's NPD
NPDs are always perfect and there's never anything wrong. Unless they can play the martyr card.