That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.
There's a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It's either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it's so greasy.
My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.
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I can't decide if that pizza looks delicious or terrible
depends on how hungry you are
Also, free pizza always tastes better
That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.
Honestly it looks like the crust seems half decent.
That's good pizza. The cheese gets yellow like that from browning
To me I think if I set aside the square slices, it looks like tasty pizza; I think I've just only ever had square pizza that kinda sucked
(I know there are kinds of square pizza that are delicious, I just associate it with shitty school lunch pizza from when I was a kid)
There's a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It's either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it's so greasy.
after all the Altoona pizza memes, that looks pretty good
It's wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.
Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I'm too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!
I'll spend $100 to make you feel "appreciated" instead of something actually beneficial.
Theres always a broccoli one. Every time.
🤢
I mean if you surround it with chicken and some Alfredo instead of marinara you got yourself a pretty nice pizza.
But that's not what they did. They must be one of those that throws broccoli into their spaghetti. Not on the side,.. in.
These are pizzas that a company ordered from some pizza place.
Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.
My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.
If most of your bonus go to taxes and you still have money for a pizza then you are not poor and nothing to complain about.
Because he likes Brocollli on it and not many people do? 100% seems like high odds though.
I don't even eat pizza but all square pizzas just seem horrible to me.
Looks like a Deluxe and a Cheese Pizza ... it usually means the company is partially appreciative of you.
If you had had a Deluxe, a Meat Lovers and a Coke to go with it! Man, you would have been happy to know your company will keep you for another month.
False. We got a bunch of good pizza a couple of weeks ago, then came in yesterday to mass layoffs.
Ah, the proverbial last meal
Is that peppes pizza? 🤣