Spyke
lemmy.world

Either of the right two, it's gotta cover your bits.

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lemmy.world

I see the tail peeking through so there's a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch...although you'd probably have to get a buddy to open it....

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lemmy.world

Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

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suckaduckreply
lemmy.world

Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

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thorbotreply
lemmy.world

Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

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vreraanreply
lemmy.world

It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don't need pants to hide it.

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thorbotreply
lemmy.world

How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

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I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you'd start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I've now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.

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lemm.ee

But why would a centaur weat pants

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As a centaur I think I'd be too proud to entirely cover up my horse half. Plus going to the bathroom would suuuck

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Bottom right in the winter, bottom left in the summer.

"Shorts"

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If I had a huge horse dong I would use it to impress the ladies and make huge cash on only fans

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You reached the end

Bottom left for sure | Spyke