To paraphrase Jaden Smith, "How can sandwiches be real if our mouths aren't real?"

“What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps,” she shot back. “I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time … Sometimes I will get a steak.”

Where do they find these weirdos??? What's crazy is a steak brought to you for lunch.

They just banned the most effective healthcare for trans youths (pausing puberty until they're old enough to decide what they want) and the media are running stories about samwhiches